There is no
token yet.
This page exists so that when there is one, there is exactly one place to check — and so that until then, you can prove to yourself that anyone showing you an address is making it up.
No contract has been deployed. There is no address to copy, so there is no copy button. If an address for $BLOB reaches you from any source right now, it is a fake and the funds will not come back.
Verify for yourself on Blockscout
What will it do?
Nothing.
There is no utility, no roadmap, no product, no staking, no revenue share and no governance. $BLOB will be a memecoin on Robinhood Chain. Holding it entitles you to nothing and promises you nothing.
The only honest description is this: it is a repost with money attached. If that is not interesting to you, the archive is free and you can close the tab without connecting anything.
Robinhood Chain
An Ethereum L2 on the Arbitrum stack. Standard Ethereum tooling works. Two things about it matter here, and neither is a claim about price.
He predates crypto, and so does the audience
Robinhood Chain exists to bring retail users on-chain — people who have never used a wallet. The rage face is the last meme those people universally recognise without being told what it is. Every other mascot on this chain was invented last month.
No closing bell
The chain runs around the clock. He has been running non-stop since 2012. It is the first place he has been in sixteen years that keeps his hours.
He does not work for anyone. He just liked the hat.
BLOB RAGE is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to Robinhood Markets, Inc.
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Network | Robinhood Chain (Ethereum L2, Arbitrum stack) |
| Chain ID | 4663 |
| Explorer | robinhoodchain.blockscout.com |
| Token contract | not deployed |
| Liquidity pool | not created |
How the launch will work
Published in advance so it can be held against us afterwards.
| # | Step | Status |
|---|---|---|
| 01 | Site live, archive readable, no token, no address | done |
| 02 | Testnet deploy, full buy and sell run through the launchpad, fee split and LP lock verified | pending |
| 03 | Mainnet deploy, first buy executed by us, end to end | pending |
| 04 | This page updated with the real address, Blockscout link and pair link | pending |
| 05 | Announcement posted, pointing back here as the only source | pending |
Step 04 happens before step 05. Always. If you ever see the announcement before this page shows an address, the announcement is not from us.
How to spot a fake
- There is exactly one account: @blobrage_br. Anything else is a forgery, including accounts with a similar handle and the same picture.
- The address will appear on this page first. Not in replies, not in DMs, not in a Telegram group, not from someone who says they are helping you get in early.
- Nobody from this project will ever DM you first, ask you to connect a wallet to claim something, or offer you an allocation.
- There is no presale, no whitelist, no allocation, and no private round. Anyone offering one is stealing from you.
- If in doubt, check the contract on Blockscout yourself before sending anything anywhere.
Until then
The archive is free, nothing on this site asks you to connect a wallet, and he has waited sixteen years already. He can wait a bit longer.